quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

vinegod:

First Day of School… I will not accept it. 🎒 by Thomas Sanders

sunshinychick:

saddeer:

immigrantgirls:

#lit

classic

dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life 

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

cozyqueen:

@staff remove this

whitepeoplestealingculture:

This truth set me free

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows