tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow

pokemon: hurts itself in confusion
me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales

idiosyncratic-lavender:

image

whats in the bag

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

windows98:

I hate tumblr so much but I’m bored & lonely

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

xdioxcide:

THE METAL

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

oomshi:

my 6th grade health teacher told me to eat my greens & i’d be healthy but i don’t think it’s working?? should i switch to $5 bills instead of $1 bills??

niknak79:

One of us doesn’t belong here

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dreamerofspace:

Leaked soundclip of Gogoat’s cry in Pokemon X / Y.